April 13, 2007

  The frosty spring weather this year has everyone talking.  In the big scheme of things it is neither record setting or unheard of.  Such an event makes the daily news because it has an economic impact.  Commercial fruit crops, for instance, are threatened throughout the country. The Deep South was hit hard by a twenty something freeze earlier in the week and Georgia farmers watched helplessly as their dime sized peachlets withered and turned black. One Zebulon Georgia peach farmer, faced with the loss of his entire harvest, was philosophical about it when interviewed on National Public Radio. “I guess I’ll have to get a job at Walmart,” he says. “You just cain’t buck Mother Nature.”

  The ecological impact of a spring like this is minimal.  Animals and plants are incredibly unconcerned about “what is supposed to happen” – preferring the “what could happen scenario” and adapting to it. Nature is durable. The honeysuckle leaves that looked like freezer burned lettuce a few days ago are now perky green and the vanished Leopard Frogs are re-appearing to resume their serenade (although still moving very very slowly).  Mother Nature, however, can be a stern disciplinarian.  Like the tender little peachets, there are many that will not survive her moods.

  I found the small defeated body of a Purple Martin the other day.  It was the first of its kind that I saw this season, but unfortunately it was dead. As I reached down to pick it up, the iridescent purple body feathers (the mark of a male bird) glinted in the sunlight. The limp wings were long and pointed – about 14 inches from tip to tip and the deceptively tiny bill was tightly closed.  In life, this bird is the largest of our local swallows and they have a huge gaping mouth for catching insects on the fly. Like all swallows, it had tiny feet. It is a bird of the air that is nearly helpless on terra firma.

  I could feel the leading edge of his keel bone protruding out from the soft chest feathers and realized that it was starvation that brought this bird to earth. Here in my hand was a still life painted by a brutal spring. 

  My bird in hand was a scout – one of the vanguards that make their way north well ahead of the rest of the flock. Their return journey originates in Brazil and they manage to make the Gulf States by early January.  This one might have even passed over that Zebulon Georgia peach orchard on his continuing journey north.  In an average year, these hardy pioneers reach our latitude during the first half of April. In an average year, this would allow the birds to expand into new areas and explore new nest sites.  This is not an average year. 

  It is well known that the bubbly Martins are champion insect eaters.  They basically follow the hatch of flying insects on their way north and continue to snag daytime flying insects throughout their summer stay with us. There are usually plenty of insects available in early spring. The explosion of dancing midge flies this time of year can be remarkable in their abundance. I’d eat ‘em if it was legal (it’s not illegal, but…). During cold snaps, the insects secret themselves into nooks and crannies and wait it out. Purple Martins, like our scout, can’t afford to wait for them too long before starvation threatens.

  According to a Purple Martin web site which tracks the arrival of these scouts, at least one other bird was spotted near Carleton on April 6. It is feasible that was “my” bird, but many other scouts were seen around the state as well.  Some will make it, while some will not.  The rest of the flock will follow within the month.

 At least this one still Martin provided us a lesson in the “caints” of Mother Nature. He never would have fit in at Wal-Mart, anyway.

  The Fox Squirrel in my yard paused in mid stride to strike a pose. He was fleeing toward the Red Maple, but halted after a few steps. His bushy tail stretched out flat on the grass and his caramel brown body swept up in a graceful curve to the top of his perked and alert ears.  Two chestnut eyes reflected the fire of the mid-day sun as his gaze fixed upon me – the yard master.  With one front paw planted firmly in place, the other was raised and bent at the wrist like an equestrian statue. He was the Rock of Gibraltar and quivered not. 

  Here was a competent squirrel verging on the brink of nobility.  He had braved the vicious chills of February, conquered the blacktop death strips, and located nearly every walnut he buried last fall. He stood over a freshly unburied walnut and he would not yield this one to me.  No, this yard and this nut belonged to him and not the two legged hat wearer.

  The nearby squirrels began to flee for the safety of the trees as I stepped out the door. They always yielded to the tailless one. Today, however, something stopped them in their tracks.  One by one they turned whiskered heads to peer back at one of their own breaking the mold. They stopped to gaze at the defiant one that stood before me.  “This one,” they collectively thought, “would be the ONE.  Here is the CHOSEN ONE that will bring squirrelkind into the spotlight.  We shall write sonnets and tell our grandsquirrels of this glorious moment. I was there, they would tell the little ones sitting upon their bended knee, yes, I was there when Sciuris Rex rose to the level of king.  I was there as we chased the hairless beast back into his den and released the air from his killer tires.” 

  The showdown lasted for ….seconds before the CHOSEN ONE erupted into a full out panic run to the nearest tree. The others also vanished up the trunks as if blown there by a silent explosion.  A soft chilly rain started to envelop the scene and I ran to my car with fully inflated tires. 

  The CHOSEN ONE nervously perched on a high branch and watched me back down the drive.  He was only a Fox Squirrel, after all.  His temporary defiance was the product of an instinctive need to assess danger and judge the distance to the nearest safe haven. He is king of his element and much better than I at climbing, sniffing out buried acorns, gnawing away walnut shells, finding swollen spring buds to eat, and making leaf nests.  Fox Squirrels like himself are perfectly put together to do what they need to do.

  The other yard squirrels quickly forgot the incident and went on with their lives. They never brought it up to the CHOSEN ONE since doing so would reveal their own foolishness as well. They know full well that squirrels cannot write sonnets and don’t really know how to undo the cap on a tire air valve.

Easter, April 8, 2007“Why are rabbits like calculators? Because they both multiply really fast.”  Ba-Doom!  “What do you call a line of rabbits backing up?  A receding Hare Line.”  Ba-Dum! “Knock knock.  Who’s There? Ammonia. Ammonia trying to be funny.” Ba-Rump!
  Thank you. Thank you very much. You’ve been a great audience. Thanks for coming to the Velvet Lounge. I’ll be appearing Saturdays and Wednesdays and disappearing anytime you pay me enough to stay away.  G’night!
 

April 7, 2007

 Great Egrets, those large white fish eating birds that inhabit our local marshes, have been called many things.  Many folks commonly call them “Cranes,” but that doesn’t make it right.  Cranes are a completely different kind of bird.  Others call them “Herons,” but that too is mostly wrong.  Our local Herons come in Great Blue, Green, Night and other assorted varieties, but are not Egrets.  Granted, it’s close, because Egrets are in the Heron family but calling them herons is like calling a Raccoon a Weasel or a Pepsi a….Coke or something.

  To further confuse things, the name “Egret” comes from the Old French “aigrette” which translates out to “heron.”  But, what do the French know, eh?  They are Europeans after all, and Europeans call the “Moose” an “Elk”, and say that an “Elk” is really a “Red Deer.”  O.K., so we Americans call our robins “robins” even though there was a European bird of that name long before our American bird was given its Nome de plume.  Technically we call our version an “American Robin,” so, you see, there really is no confusion on our part.

  The reason I’m delving into this somewhat un-necessary diatribe is to bring up the name “Angel Bird.”  This is another name by which the Great Egret is known and one which I, up until this morning, little understood. Now I get it.

  Vicious westerly winds and driving snow had forced a gang of Egrets to shelter up against lee side of a thick stand of brown cat-tails.  They huddled together with their long necks pulled down between hunched shoulders.  They were standing ankle deep in the shallow water while waiting the storm out. One befuddled bird briefly attempted to walk over the nearby ice surface, but looked unnatural and ungainly – not a usual egret trait.

  All of these birds were in breeding condition, with beautiful powder green skin in front of each eye and a magnificent cape of long delicate plumes across their back.  The cascade of plumes plummeted over the tail and gently touched the water surface.  This gave the seven birds the appearance of, well, angels in gossamer robes.  Angel Birds!

  These splendid plumes, which originate at the shoulder, are several feet long. Each bird is possessed of 50 or so and they grow them exclusively for the breeding season (which will begin as soon as this insane winter blast ends). The plumes are employed during a courtship ritual that includes a “fan dance” where the array is raised up like a turkey’s tail. After the brief mating time is over, they drop off and quickly disintegrate. Nuptial plumes, as they are called, are as temporary as the petals of a trout lily or a politician’s promise.  They are also a stark reminder of just how close the Great Egret came to extinction.

  A hundred years ago, the egrets themselves were in danger of disintegrating as a species because of those nuptial plumes.  Market hunters hammered the birds to reap the plumes for the use in the hat market.  It was in the early 1900’s style to adorn ladies hats with all kinds of bird parts (including whole stuffed birds) and the Egret plumes were on the top of the list.  The nuptial plumes were marketed as “aigrettes.”  At one point, the feathers commanded an astronomical price of $512.00 per pound.  It took 70 or so birds to yield that much product, so Egrets were being slaughtered into oblivion.

  Fortunately this trade was ended with protective legislation and the dedicated efforts of the National Audubon Society – who now use the bird as their symbol.

  The sullen group of seven before me may not appreciate the fact that their kind was plucked from the brink only to freeze to death in a freak spring freeze.  They will, however, survive.  Like angels rising out of the ashes of time, the Angel bird has become a Phoenix as well.

April 4, 2007

  In the pre-dawn darkness, Jim Boase and his assistant get the “Serindipity” ready for launching into the Detroit River. The initial rays of the rising sun illuminated the scene as the men transferred equipment to the 35 ft. aluminum vessel from their truck. There were several crates of supplies, a barrel rimmed with large hooks, a huge net, and several coolers.  Two 100 horsepower Johnsons, an impressive lifting crane, and dramatically sweeping sides sets their boat apart from the others there at the municipal ramp. It promised to be a pleasant April day with temperatures already in the 40’s.

  Bleary eyed Walleye fishermen sipped coffee and watched the procedure while anxiously waiting their turn on the ramp.  Just north of the launch site, a dozen of their brethren were already clustered over a hot spot out on the gray waters, and no doubt were catching their limit.  

  It became apparent that the “Serendipity” crew didn’t represent one of the “locals” as they donned day glow orange survival suits with large white “U.S. Fish & Wildlife Service” letters on the back. This fishing trip was part of a research project to monitor the Sturgeon and Walleye populations of the Detroit River.  They just started last week and will continue their work throughout the April/May spawning season.

 Michigan DNR Fisheries biologist Jeff Braunscheidel was along for the ride as well. Jeff was there to check out a few locations on the river to place monitoring nets.  The DNR wants to assess fish mortality from the upcoming walleye tournaments.  Me? Well, I was there as a volunteer crew member to assist them as best I could.  Actually, I have to admit, I was there primarily to see a live Detroit River sturgeon and jumped at the chance to be with the crew.  Fortunately, they had an extra day-glow survival suit for me so I could both act and look the part of researcher while fulfilling my selfish desire.

  As we headed out, the roar of the twin engines lifted the bow and sent the craft flying downstream. Jim explained the situation to me as best he could – overcoming the noise and my continual exclamations of “What?”  First, we would be visiting four gillnet sets for walleye.  Later we’d be checking out the set lines for sturgeon.  They hauled in 27 of the giant fish last week and were expecting more of the same today. That news lifted my expectations even further.

  The location of the first gill net set-up was marked with a set of bright orange buoys topped off with a flag.   The vessel pulled along side the buoy, Jim snagged the line with a boat hook, and brought it over the rail.  Seconds later a large “v” shaped Sebawing anchor swung into view and was carefully hauled out and hooked onto the gunwale by Jeff.  Soon after, Jim and I grabbed hold of the net and started to haul the 125 foot length out onto the deck. 

  After a dozen feet of empty mesh was pulled, one walleye appeared out of the depths – ensnared in its tangles.  Jeff started to pull the fish out, when another appeared, then another.  Pretty soon, it appeared that every square inch was full of fat walleyes and the burden of fish became heavy. 

  I dropped the line and assisted Jeff with fish removal.  After the entire net length was on the deck, all hands were busy extricating the catch. This wasn’t an easy task. Gill nets consist of fine threads that wrap the body and catch in the gill flaps, upper jaw and behind fins.  Each panel of the net had a different sized weave in order to sample different size fish, although a good number were trapped in the 2 ½ inch mesh.

  Since the goal was to keep the fish and not release them, we didn’t need to rush things.  After what seemed like an eternity, I proudly pulled one 18 incher free and tossed it into a five gallon bucket. The other guys had already filled the bucket by that time, so I accelerated the pace. 

  Overall there were probably 35 fish in that haul. Not a one of them was small and all of them were fertile males in spawning condition – very fertile (spilling out with fertility, if you get my drift, so that we and the deck were a slimy mess.)

  We pulled out several hooks, a crayfish, countless algae clumps, and untangled knots before easing the net back into the river. Jim threw the anchor back as the line tightened.  I admired the catch as the buoy was plunked back into position.  Walleye are impressive fish with sizable teeth, a pale “walled” eye, greenish speckled body and a distinctive tail fin with the lower lobe tipped in white.  Jim explained that they would be later be measured, weighted, and aged to provide valuable data on the health of the walleye population. 

  This procedure was repeated at three other locations on the river, although the results were not as dramatic as the first haul.  I think we took in 50 some fish, but no one was counting – there would be plenty of time for that back in the lab.  At least one 6 pound female walleye (a “hen” as they called it) was taken, along with a handful of stunningly yellow Perch, and a Silver Lamprey attached to one of the Walleyes. The lamprey released its suction grip on its quarry upon clearing the gunwale and slithered over the deck seeking refuge among the buckets.  I kept the native parasite as a specimen for later examination in my lab.  The truly interesting specimens, however, were due up next. As we entered the sturgeon grounds around Fighting Island, anticipation filled the air.

  The anchor and buoy set-up was similar to that on the gill nets, but the rig consisted of a single trot line with large baited hooks set at about ten foot intervals.  The 24 hooks, alternating between 2 inches and 1 ½ inch in length, were attached to short lines snapped onto the line.  The line lay close to the bottom where the fish habitually fed.

  I was to discover that the bait consisted of Round Gobies and chunks of salted fish. It was my job to re-bait the hooks as they were un-snapped and handed to me.  The first hook, a large one, got a goby attached. The next hook was to be a small one and also received a goby.  The next large hook got a chunk of cut bait and the next one after that was a little one baited with cut bait.  This alternating pattern insured a wide variety of size and bait options to entice the sturgeon.

  One by one the hooks cleared the water and Jim announced “small hook, empty….large hook, empty….small hook, empty…”  I kept up the baiting process and carefully spaced the finished sets around the rim of a large blue barrel.

  “Small hook, empty….large hook, empty….small hook, empty…,” was the repeated call from Jim.  It looked like the first line would be completely devoid of a catch until the call came out: “Large hook, mudpuppy.”  The indignant amphibian wiggled about wildly upon the entering the sky world.  Several more mudpuppies, or waterdogs as they are known, were hauled in, but no sturgeon.  “We’ll do better on the next one,” Jim apologized as if it were his fault. The freshly (albeit poorly baited) hooks were snapped back into place and the set was eased back into the deep as the boat was expertly backed up. 

   The next set yielded more empty hooks and frustrated mudpuppies, so it was with more than a little apprehension that we approached the third – and last set.  The third one proved to be a charm. Just as soon as Jim tugged on the rope, he could tell there was something there.  “We’ve got one, “he crowed and commenced pulling line.  After ten or so empty hooks, the eleventh cleared the surface with a magnificent sturgeon attached.

  Jeff scrambled for the net as Jim’s partner put the boat in idle. All leaned over the left side of the boat to gather the fish in.  Quickly sliding a chunk of cut bait onto a hook (I was getting pretty good at this by now), I stood up to admire the catch.

  Spilling out onto the deck, a pale brown monster laid passively on the deck.  Its long upturned nose, large sucking mouth, smooth leathery skin, and five rows of bony plates gave it a distinctively primitive appearance – earned after a lengthy occupation of the earth predating the dinosaurs.  The tail is also upturned and shark like. This type of tail is termed “hetertocercal,” but “fascinating” is a more suitable term.

 The men gently lifted the fish and cradled it into a dip net propped across the gunwales. Time was of the essence. The necessary data had to be gathered quickly so the sturgeon could be returned to his lair with minimal stress.

  One by one, the measurements were taken and called out as Jim recorded the information.  “Total length – 1232 mm” (about 4 feet), “Fork length 1097 mm” (that’s the measurement from tip of nose to the inside of the fork in the tail), “Commercial Length, 694 mm” (2.2 feet – the measure from the back of the gill plate to the back of the dorsal – or tip – fin). “Girth, 432 mm” (17”).  Hooking the net to a large scale, the men lifted the creature up, studied the scale and called out “Weight, 9.3 kg.” and lowered it gently down.  This sturgeon was small by sturgeon standards, being only 20 ½ pounds. Some members of its kind tip the scale at nearly 300 lbs and reach lengths of over7 feet.

  A heavy fin ray was clipped off the left front “pectoral fin” (the one right behind the gills) and placed into a bag.  This would be used to age the fish and run genetic analysis.  The growth rings in the ray cartilage are a record of growth years – it seems that sturgeon can’t lie about their age.  The big ones are known to have survived over 150 years.  This one was probably closer to 25 years in age, but only her hair dresser knows for sure! Actually, the question of whether it was a “he” or “she” couldn’t be immediately determined, so I secretly dubbed it Pat – just to be safe.

  The last two procedures before release were the insertion of an external orange Floy tag at the base of the dorsal fin, and a PIT (Passive Integrated Transponder) tag injected just under the skin.  The PIT tag emitted a unique frequency that would track the fish through out the rest of its long life.  The guys passed the receiver over the inserted tag to see if it was working properly, and gingerly lowered the fish back into the water.

  Entering back into its element, the giant drifted for a short while before kicking back into action and diving into the depths. It was now on the record books as an individual that could be tracked and monitored.  Once nearly fished to extinction and victimized by pollution, the gentle giants are staging a comeback. By following “Pat’s” future life in the Detroit River, scientists can learn more about what makes the Great Lakes Sturgeon tick and help it on its road to recovery. 

  The rest of the line was empty, by the way, and we had to be satisfied with just one sturgeon for the day.  As we returned back to the dock in the glare of the mid-day sun, I felt satisfied.  Jim and his crew mate will return tomorrow to repeat the routine of today.  It is apparent that this is far from “routine” for them.  I now know at least one sturgeon that lurks beneath these waters, while they will know dozens by the time the season ends.   

  It is comforting for us to know that there is at least one magnificent being out there that very likely will outlive us all.

March 30, 2007

 There is nothing as peaceful as a sleeping fish.  This afternoon I spied a wild goldfish engaged in counting sheepshead (that’s a joke, by the way – sheepshead are a kind of fish and since we landlubbers are said to count sheep, I….never mind).  The fish was suspended just below the surface with his dorsal fin protruding ever so slightly out of the water.  He was motionless except for a few obligatory waves of his pectoral fins to maintain balance.  The gill covers moved ever so slightly in rhythmic time with the opening of his mouth.  As gentle currents attempted to turn him around in a circle, automatic tail twitches re-positioned him face first toward the sun. Coming off a cold winter, these warm shallow waters provided the equivalent of a hot tub experience.

  We are used to seeing fish doing active things such as swimming, jumping, eating – always on the move.   In fact, bunches of hyperactive Carp were living up to that ideal by leaping out of the water and splashing just a few feet away.  This one, however, maintained an inactive state for the full 15 minutes I was in his vicinity.  I could have stomped my foot or dipped his fin into warm shaving cream to wake him up, but I didn’t.  It was comforting to contemplate the lazy afternoon marsh as one of its residents sawed logperch (logperch are another kind of fish and sawing logs is another term for sleeping, so I…o.k., forget it). 

  The goldfish had his eyes open the whole time.  Fish have no eyelids and are destined to have that “I just sat on a pin” look throughout their life.  The bright yellow eyes, with centered black irises, were not communicating with the brain for the time being. The sight function was in standby mode. The chosen rest spot was surrounded by ring of tall cat-tail stems that offered some shelter from predators.  It was a sizable fish – about 12 inches long – but still vulnerable to eagle talons.  Unknown to him, a fish-eating egret was on the prowl for sushi just around the bend.

  Internal air bladders act to suspend the fish at his chosen level. The ability to rise or sink is controlled by the gas density of these bladders, so the fish needn’t worry about treading water all the time. 

  My goldfish represents a fish that is often confused with the Carp. Like its uncouth relative, wild goldfish are mostly greenish brown with large fingernail like scales, but unlike them they do not have any barbels (whiskers).  A few individuals express the bright orange which is reminiscent of their domestic background, but wildness and natural selection tends to eliminate the flashy ones.

  A few days ago I spotted seven or eight glowing gold orbs in the murky water and assumed this represented only a few goldfish.  Eventually, my eye adjusted to the situation and recorded the fact that there were actually thousands of goldfish.  A huge school was making its way up from Lake Erie.  The dark ones blended into the bottom while the day glow ones stood out. Which ones do you think are picked on by hungry fish eaters?  This is called natural selection.

  It was reverse selection that was responsible for the development of the ornamental goldfish in the first place. They originated in China. There wild green-brown goldfish were crossbred and cultured into the brightly colored varieties familiar today. They were introduced to Japan sometime after 1500 AD and made it to proper English estates by the late 1600’s.  The last step of the journey brought them to America and release into local waters in the 1880’s. 

  Since German Carp were introduced about the same time, it has become natural to lump the two together.  Sometimes they do interbreed (it’s those pretty little gold ones that have all the fun) but, for the sake of my sleeping friend, let me state that they are separate species.  Goldfish do Carp one better in the human world, in fact, because of their value in medical and behavioral studies. They have been called “aquatic guinea pigs.”

  Have you ever heard of a Carp being referred to as a “guinea pig” – I think not. Have you ever heard of a Carp swallowing contest or seen a Carp given as a prize at the county fair. No. So, let’s just let sleeping fish lie and give the goldfish his due.

March 28, 2007

  It is a fact that earthworms contort into interesting letters when they dry up.  As a result of the tremendous thunderstorm last night, an exodus of worm life was forced to the surface.  Of those individuals that didn’t make it back to safety by the following noon, the lucky ones were victimized by robins. The unfortunate stragglers were dried by the rising sun and baked into letters such as “J”, “I”, “C” and an even “G.”  An occasional free spirit did attempt to create an infinity symbol or the Chinese character for “help”

  Seeing all those dried bodies caused me to wonder just how many earthworms there really are down there in the soil beneath my feet. Finding this answer could prove difficult.

  Since worms usually only come to the surface at night to feed on plant material, they go about their daily lives pretty much out of our sight.  Even when they do come out, they try to keep their hinder end within the protection of the burrow. By a swift contraction of the body, they pull back into the hole at the first sign of danger. They have tiny hairs that anchor them into the walls of the tunnel. Later, they turn around and deposit a little pile of earthy poo at the surface.  This is called a casting.  A casting consists of undigested soil particles and other “poo” type things (and I don’t mean Winny).  There are so many worms pooing so much that they move tons of earth annually – they are nature’s cultivators.  This gets us back to the primary question of how many worms there are per acre. I needed a way to count.

  I could stand out in the middle of the next thunderstorm and take a head count, but that would mean risking a lightening strike and ending up as a “C’ shape corpse on the wet pavement.  I decided for the moment to simply try to count the worm trails left on the muddy ground. Perhaps I could estimate numbers by extrapolation.

  I measured out a six inch square and tallied exactly 14 worm trails – 12 skinny ones and two big ones. Let’s see, if there are 14 worm trails in 6” square then there would be 28, no…40 something in a square foot and….never mind.  This didn’t make sense.  How was I to know which way the worms were going and how could I rule out that some of these were return trails.  For all I knew, there were 6 skinny worms and one fat one that passed back & forth over this piece of ground.  Perhaps the fat one traveled back and forth so many times that he lost weight and performed 6 more trips as a skinny worm. 

  Seeing this was no good, I hit the internet for an answer. The first site I went to offered a reprint of a 1969 Dupage Co. Nature Bulletin. In it, was the statement that there were two million earthworms per acre of good ground.  It went on to say that would be a total of 1,000 lbs. of live worms, although didn’t specify how many of these were skinny worms. The next site, however, quoted 148,000 per acre in a cultivated field and 584,000 in an unplowed field.  The third authoritatively stated that one million per acre was a good figure – 25 per square foot.

  By the time I hit upon 50,000 per acre on site number four, it was becoming obvious that nobody really knew and that they were making numbers up.  It is perfectly reasonable, then, for me to pick a number between five and five million as my population estimate.  I predict that there are approximately 324,234 ½ worms per acre in my patch of earth. At least my estimate has the realistic touch – because everybody knows that you can not count on getting whole worms when digging them up out of the ground. I also know that nobody can prove me wrong without risking a lightening bolt from heaven.

  On a final note, I have to say that the eminent naturalist Charles Darwin estimated that there were some 50,000 worms per acre on his plot of English turf.  Like all good naturalists, he took it a step further and brought a few worms back to his study for, well, study.  He put the two worms into two flower pots and placed them on his piano. He started to plink out a few notes while contemplating his research. To his surprise, he noticed that they reacted strongly when he struck a “C” note on both the bass and treble clefts.  They reacted only mildly to a “G” and paid no heed to the rest of the scale.

   Now, that’s the kind of precise thing that we can sink our teeth into. No guessing here (we’ll forgive the 50,000 thing). Personally, I think the worms are recoiling in horror at the thought of drying up into “C’ shapes.

Monday, March 26, 2007

  The ancients once believed that animals sprung to life spontaneously out of the earth elements like seeds. Rotten meat germinated flies and geese were born of barnacles, it was said.  After all, rotten meat magically produced flies where there were none before. Specific kinds of rotten meat produced specific things. Dead lion carcasses, for instance, produced honeybees.  This belief was dubbed “Spontaneous Generation.”

  Scientific observation and experimentation eventually caused that idea to spontaneously combust.  Should you now stumble into a carcass just “lion” around, realize that it didn’t actually create the flies around it, but instead, attracted them to lay eggs in it. The honeybee thing, well that was just plain weird.

  I guess you’d think it equally as weird, if I mention that a rotten lion would remind me of one of our earliest spring frogs, but it does. 

  You see, this week the Chorus Frogs started singing.  They always seem to spontaneously generate out of the spring pools. Look in the same locations after mid summer, and you’ll find no sign of them either in or around the water – they disappear completely.  Even a dead lion won’t cause them to return. Only the lengthening days of spring call them forth.

  They come to the shallow watery places on a mission – they don’t have time to fool around (actually their intention is to “fool around” but not the “goofing off” type of “fool around.”)  They come to find love and lay eggs.  Although they’ll use permanent bodies of water, they prefer temporary pools for their shenanigans. Such temporary bodies of water are called Ephemeral pools.  Most of these pools dry up by mid-summer but are great as tadpole rearing pens because they don’t have frog-eating fish in them.  The pollies metamorphise before the nursery dries up.

  These tiny frogs are only about an inch in length, but their loud repetitious calls liven up the spring air.  Their sound is somewhat insect-like, which is why their Greek name means “false cricket.” Take your fingernail and run it down the teeth of a comb and you have a pretty good imitation of the call. “Cre-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-k, Cre-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-k.” Get together a group of friends and have them do the same things with their combs and you have a chorus (and perhaps a spontaneous generation of either laughter or flies).

  Chorus Frogs gather together to sing in a like manner – and thus the name.  The combined effect of dozens, or hundreds of crooning males, amplifies the romantic effect upon the females of the species. They arrive, pick out suitable mates, lay gelatinous masses of eggs, and leave.  Usually all this carousing is done by the end of April and the ephemeral adults sneak back into obscurity.

  Their tiny size, dark eye stripe and three brown back stripes are the key physical features of this diminutive songster. They are extremely wary, however, and clam up the instant they detect a footfall or a shadow.  I have caught a few in my time, but only after losing a significant amount of dignity and becoming nearly as wet as my quarry. 

  So, now you have a choice.  Next time you are near a pool full of singing Chorus Frogs you can just enjoy the concert or do something spontaneous and try to catch a few.

Saturday, Mar. 24, 2007

  It’s easy to be lulled into the belief that spring is all about the green.  It is the presence of green, after all, that indicates plant growth and new life and all that.  The very word GREEN comes from a Teutonic root which means “to grow.”  What in the world, you may ask, is a “Teutonic root?” Well, I’m not entirely sure myself, so maybe I should shift to another color before things get out of control.  There’s a lot to say about the color green, and we’ll get back to it later.  Let’s look for a little red instead.

  In the dull brown landscape of very early spring, a bright color like red stands out like a beacon.  Take the fire-red of the male Red-wing Blackbird’s epaulettes or the Orangish red of the male Cardinal, for instance. Though the red-wings have always been here, Cardinals were not always a part of our local scene.  They were once strictly a southern species and they have slowly spread north over the past century. 

  Robins are also considered a red breasted beacon of spring, but the “red, red, robin” is neither red nor a beacon of spring.  Their breast color would qualify more as a rich deep rust hue and the first robin of the year can usually be seen on January 1^st since many stay all winter.  In a P.C. world (Proper Color) the familiar song lyrics would be changed to “when the rusty robin comes bob bob bobbing along.” Although, if we start doing that we’d have to change one of the “Bobs” to “Roberta” in order to P.C. the lyrics.  Let’s not go there. 

  This time of year, the male robins are truly “bob, bob, bobbing” at each other.  They are fighting like gamecocks for the rights to your front yard.  Chest to red…er, rust, chest they bang into each other like football players and jump high into the air.  After a few belly bumps, the match is decided and the lesser bird vacates the territory. It doesn’t take much to get them fighting – I guess any bird with the scientific name of Turdus is bound to have a chip on their shoulder.

  Today, I saw a Woolly Bear Caterpillar inching his way along the pavement.  For the sake of this discussion, the beet red of this fuzzy caterpillar is worthy of mention.  Wooly Bears have become noteworthy for the common belief that they predict winter weather. Supposedly, the size of the red band around their middle (the ends are black) is the key to their weather wisdom: the wider the red band, the colder the winter.  Like many beliefs that are common, this just ain’t so.  About half of the autumn Woolly Bears will indicate a mild winter, while the other half will predict severe conditions. So, those humans who find themselves among the believers will find their caterpillar based predictions to be 50% correct. This is called guessing, by the way.

  What is incredible about this hirsute little beast is that it survives the winter – any kind of winter – as a larvae.  It curls up under the leaf litter or under a log and hibernates through the cold season.  Occasionally it awakes in mid winter to take a stroll and change den sites.  I saw one out this past January when the thermometer read 17 degrees.  It was walking on the snow with its sixteen little feet and looking only slightly bemused.  Pumped full of natural anti-freeze, it was unaffected by cold. I can’t confirm it, but I do believe it stopped to make a snow butterfly.

  The bulk of winter now past, he was back out looking for some fresh Plantain or Dandelion shoots to eat.  After a few hardy meals, he’ll be ready to spin a cocoon, pupate, and emerge this summer as a fawn brown moth. This transformation even includes a change of name. The adult is called an Isabella Tiger Moth.

  Although there are plenty of other examples I could point to, a look skyward will reveal a great final choice.  The Red Maples are now flowering.  The branches erupted this week with hundreds of red pom-poms.  These are the flower clusters. Each cluster consists of a couple dozen flowers erupting out of red scales.

  The roots (not the Teutonic ones) have been holding the rich sugar reserves all winter in preparation for this time.  This tree manages to bring us tinges of red all year long through its leaf stems, autumn leaves and winter buds.  Soon these flowers will produce thousands of seeds.  Red is the reason for the season.

Thurs., March 22, 2007

  There is an old story I heard, or read, somewhere which was a comment on the deplorable conditions of our early Michigan Roads. 

  In the late 1830’s a traveler on horseback was slogging his way along one of our very muddy wilderness roads.  His definition of a “road” did not fit the muddy trough on which he now found himself. About the time he had decided to take his chances in the river, where he trusted there would be more solid ground, he spotted a curiosity upon the road ahead. There sat a fine hat forming an island in the middle of a very large puddle.  The puddle was right in the middle of the road.  Looking about, he saw no one near and wondered who might have dropped such a fine beaver felt chapeau. He hopped down and gingerly picked his way to the edge of the puddle and assessed his chances at retrieving the prize. 

  It was decided to break off an overhanging branch and tease it to shore.  Imagine then his horror when upon hooking the brim and tilting it up he saw that there was a head underneath it.  Imagine further the position of his heart within his throat when the head talked.  “Put my blasted hat back on,” it bellowed. “I’m sitting on a perfectly good horse & I don’t mean to move until I figure how to get him out.”

  I was reminded of this story when I inadvertently found myself on Saline River Road coming off of Bigelow.  Before I knew it, I was on one of those monsoon season tropical forest roads where the mud is axle deep and the puddles large enough to, well, swallow a horse.  Momentum was the only thing that propelled me up to Day Road where things got worse.

  The road closed sign to my left and the one way ahead was probably a good indicator of things to come inbetween.  The tire ruts were deceivingly deep, the mud slurry was churned to the consistency of partially melted chocolate ice cream, and I believe the only solid section was actually the roof of a car (a perfectly good one I suspect). Plank Road, and pavement, appeared within a few minutes and I was finally delivered to terra firma.

  It was no coincidence that Plank Road delivered me from the morass. Originally it was constructed of solid wood planks laid side to side – thus the name.  This early form of paving kept the road somewhat passable during spring rains. Hmmm, maybe the old ideas are not so bad afterall – there are a lot of trees along Day and Saline Road.